Just Great

Disclaimer: Just for fun!! Meant to be silly and goofy, and based off the dream sequence in the film. Don’t take it seriously or intend it to be “hot.”

Rating: Explicit, 18+

Media: Office Space

Pairing: Bill Lumbergh/Nonia Fonzarelli (oc)

Word Count: ~3k

CW is all NSFW: PiV, hair pulling, kissing during sex, praise kink (kinda)

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Like most nights after work, Nonia and Bill would spend time at each other's houses, ordering takeout and watching a movie or whatever else they desired to do. Since the pair had established their feelings for each other, things had been so much better for both of them. Bill was not so picky and strict with the employees, and Nonia was less stressed.

Even if seeing a pretty, seemingly nice girl like Nonia on the arm of Bill Lumbergh of all people made everyone in the office gag, it didn't deter the two from PDA. In fact, it seemed any time they were together, they were all over each other, making the employees happy that cubicles could hide their vision.

Despite the disgust from the others, Bill and Nonia had never been happier. Whatever niceness that man had buried deep down, Nonia brought it out, and while some of it was used on the employees he normally tormented, it was mostly spent on showering Nonia with love.

That night, the pair were at Bill's house. After some Tex-Mex takeout, the two were snuggling on the couch, watching a movie. Well, "watching" was sort of a misnomer– they had a movie on, but weren't paying attention. They probably couldn't even name what was on the screen.

Instead, they were focused on each other. Bill had begun to stroke his fingers through Nonia's soft, long chocolate-colored hair, undone from the bun she wore to work, and she was leaning into his touch. Her arm was draped loosely over his torso, but she tightened her grip when he unexpectedly pulled her by the hair so that she'd get closer.

She also let put a surprised, aroused little yelp.

Bill chuckled at her. "Now what is that, Nonia? Do you like having your hair pulled?"

Nonia shoved her face into his chest to hide her blush. "Shut up."

"Yeah, I think you enjoy it," he said, doing it once more, but only to pull her face up to his.

Now, their noses were touching, and while he had his typical shit-eating grin on his face, Nonia's lips were barely parted, eyes half lidded to match his. Bill then used his other hand to gain full control of her head, and pulled Nonia into a kiss.

Nonia practically melted in his hands, her eyes fluttering shut and a low moan emanating from her chest. Bill's kisses became hungrier and hungrier, like he needed to taste every inch of Nonia's mouth, and he'd even moved their bodies so that he was positioned above her. She had no clue what had gotten him so excited, but she wasn't complaining.

Pulling apart for a moment to breathe, Nonia rested her forehead against Bill's and sighed. After a few more feverish, deep kisses, Bill stopped to sit up.

"Hmm…I think we should move this to the bedroom, m'kay?" Even though his breath was ragged and he was clearly turned on, he still kept that same manner of speech.

"Yeah, yeah, sounds good," Nonia exhaled, standing up with him.

He laced his fingers through hers and pulled her close, back into another kiss. They walked to the bedroom as they kissed, but Bill was having to walk backwards, so they bumped into the wall a few times.

Finally in the bedroom, they began to undress each other, still making out in the process. Nonia's fingers, shaking with excitement, undid the buttons on Bill's shirt and pulled both sides open, revealing his chest. She couldn't help but stifle a moan at the sight, as it was one of her favorite parts of Bill's body.

Bill slid his shirt off the rest of the way, and began to undress Nonia. His hands slid under her sweater and squished her breasts over her bra, causing her to twitch and press herself closer to him. He smirked into the kisses he gave her, undoing the bra beneath her shirt, and then slipped both off over her head, tossing them to the floor.

After this, he pushed Nonia onto the bed, so her back was against it and she was looking up at him. Bill pressed his thigh between her legs, and Nonia moaned, rubbing herself against him pathetically. All she wanted was him to fuck her senseless, but for now the teasing would do.

Hooking his fingers on the top of her pants and underwear, Bill yanked the garments down off of Nonia's body, revealing her entire self to him. Now, Nonia was fully nude and completely vulnerable to him. Her boss-slash-boyfriend had more power over her in that moment than he did any other time.

One of his hands ran gently along her side, dipping into the curve between her ribs and hips and resting on the squishy flesh of that hip. His other hand was on her inner thigh, pulling her legs apart so he could tease her further.

"Oh, fuck," Nonia whimpered as he rubbed his thigh against her. It left a wet spot on his pants, and that made her blush. "I'm…I'm sorry, sir…"

Bill chuckled and bent down to her level, beginning to kiss her once more. Making out while riding his thigh was going to drive Nonia absolutely insane– she could easily cum from that alone. Even their torsos touching–  her breasts squished against his hairy chest– was making her feel like she was enveloped in heat, flammable heat that was going to explode any second.

"Mr Lumbergh," she panted between kisses and moans, "I…I need you so bad…"

"Yeah…" Bill responded, pushing his thigh even harder between her legs, "Well, I need you to do something for me first, m'kay?"

Nonia nodded furiously. "Yes, oh God, yes, I'll do anything!"

Bill smirked down at her, both of his hands now on both of her hips. "I'm gonna need you to cum for me, Nonia."

She inhaled a shuddering breath, feeling her core pulsate just at his words. "Y-yes sir, I will…"

Rubbing even harder and deeper against her, Bill raised an eyebrow and said, "You will what, Nonia?"

"I…" Nonia was almost there, feeling out of breath and so, so hot. "I'm…! Oh fuck!"

She finally reached her climax, finishing all over his thigh, leaving a stain on his khakis that she'd die of embarrassment taking to the dry cleaners later. It was a slow orgasm, and with each wave of pleasure, she craved to have him inside her instead.

"That was just great, Nonia," Bill responded proudly, pulling his leg away from between her legs and starting to undo his belt and pants.

When he finally took off his belt, he threw it aside– his pants and boxers, too, once they were also removed. Now fully naked, just like Nonia, Bill sighed and rubbed his cock against her, the wetness sending a shiver down his spine. Nonia felt a similar sensation, and continued to want him more than anything in the world.

With her hands on his shoulders, Nonia looked up at him in desperation, panting and whining while he continued to toy with her. After a bit more teasing, Bill finally decided he would fuck her, and dug his nails into her hips. Nonia knew what was coming, and bit her lip in anticipation.

"Oh, that's great," Bill said, drawing out his normally monotone catchphrase and throwing back his head as he pushed himself inside of Nonia. "Great."

Nonia's breath hitched in her chest and she could barely breathe, only managing to make tiny choking noises instead of proper moans. Hearing her boss-slash-boyfriend say such a thing in such a way about her had stunned her, leaving her with eyes wide open and her mouth agape in a perfect "O" shape.

As he continued to fuck her, slow but deep, Nonia dug her heels into his lower back and pulled him further into her, which caused her to yelp, in both slight pain and immense pleasure.

"Ooh," Bill uttered, the closest thing to a moan he'd probably make. "That is just great, Nonia."

"M-Mr Lumbergh…" She exhaled between whimpers, pressing her fingertips into his shoulders even harder. "It is great, Mr Lumbergh…oh, it's so great…"

He smirked down at her and put his hand to her face, cupping her cheek and gently running a thumb across it and to her lips. Feeling as if this was the obvious thing to do, Nonia wrapped her lips around it and sucked for just a second.

"Oh, that is just great," Bill groaned, then popping his thumb out of her mouth and running it over her swollen lips, before returning it to the side of her face to gently hold her.

This gentle touch combined with the slow, sensual pace normally would've bored Nonia, but for some reason that night it was driving her crazy. She couldn't help but feel like maybe she'd been missing out on slower sex with him in the past, as at that moment, the fire in her had been lit and was only burning brighter with each slow, deliberate thing Bill did to her.

"I-I…sir…" Nonia panted, feeling like her chest and/or between her legs were about to explode, "I'm…I'm…"

And sure enough, between her legs did explode, making her tighten her thighs around him and throw her head back. She felt the warmth spread through her body, each of Bill's thrusts making it pulse through her more and more. He was clearly taking pleasure in giving her pleasure, smiling down at her as he watched her fall apart.

Knowing that she wanted more of that feeling from him, Nonia dragged her hands down from his shoulders to his chest, feeling the body hair between her fingers. She began to massage them into his tits, absolutely enthralled by the feeling of the thick hair scratching beneath her hands and the slick sweat on his skin dripping down his neck and chest and reaching them.

His body was glistening with it, the sweat– but so was hers, and Bill was quite obsessed with that fact, too. He moved his hand from her face, down her neck, settling on her chest, massaging one breast with it and noticing himself twitch just at the feeling of her sweat on his hands. Bill used what had dripped into her cleavage to rub over her nipples, earning a surprised moan from Nonia– she was so focused on his chest that she almost forgot he could focus on hers.

Still, through all of this, he was thrusting into her at a steady pace, one they both enjoyed. It allowed them to truly explore and feel each other, to feel closer than a boss and his secretary should. But both of them were far beyond concerned with job titles– at this point, they were just Nonia and Bill, not the girl who grabs you coffee or the man who asks if you've done the TPS reports.

"If you could go ahead and move just a little to the left…?" Bill asked suddenly, helping Nonia move by sliding his hand over her leg and ending with him gripping her ankle.

"Y-yes sir," Nonia replied with a shuddering breath, shifting to do as he asked, now only having one leg around his waist, the other up on his shoulder.

 "That's it," Bill responded with a sharp inhale, now able to fit himself deeper into her.

Nonia felt just as good about the position change as he did, and her face lit up once again. This time, since she'd seen it coming, she was able to respond with proper moans instead of surprised whimpers and squeaks. Her fingers dug into his chest hair, desperate to grab onto something to keep her from going completely insane with lust.

"Bill, I–" she began, but caught herself when she said his first name. Not Mr Lumbergh or even sir, but Bill. During sex, she never used his name.

"Mhm, you're so great," he said with a laugh, leaning down to kiss her. It was a romantic kiss– deep, soft, sensual. Tongue and a bit of teeth, but not too much. More deliberate and intimate than the kisses before.

Nonia couldn't help but moan into his mouth, and had moved her hands from his chest to the back of his head, knotting her fingers in his silvery-brown hair. She felt him hum into her lips in response, and this made her sigh in pleasure. This was what she had wanted ever since her job interview at Initech– to be pinned down and fucked and kissed by her boss, Bill Lumbergh. And every time it happened was just as unbelievable as the last.

What really got her going, though, was when he took a break from kissing her and instead shoved his face into her neck. When he began giving it gentle kisses and licks and bites, that was when the warmth in her core began again.

 It didn't take much to send her over the edge this time, and she let out a long moan as she came again. Her eyes rolled back, and she tilted her head so that Bill had even more access to her neck. With each kiss into her flesh, he was moaning into it, and Nonia knew exactly what he'd be saying if he was speaking.

"This is so fucking great," Nonia said on an exhale, pushing his head even further into her neck, hoping that he'd bite harder with the guidance. "Oh, it's so great…"

"Mhm," Bill mumbled into her skin before giving the flesh between her neck and shoulder one last bite. He then pulled his face away, sat back up slightly, and smiled down at her.

"It is great," he hummed in agreement, feeling himself getting closer and closer. Just looking down at her, those big brown eyes, pretty little lips, pattern of freckles across her cheeks and nose…he sure chose a secretary he'd never be able to remain strictly "professional" with.

Nonia was cupping his face now, with both hands, just admiring him, as he was with her. She knew that working for a man so goddamn attractive was going to end up like this, should he initiate it, and there they were, naked and sweaty and vulnerable to each other. Something they had only imagined separately, thinking it would never happen. Well, it had happened before, and was happening again then.

As he'd sat back up, Nonia now had to place her hands somewhere else, and settled on his chest once again. Something about his body hair drove her wild, and feeling it was enough to get her close again.

Bill had placed one hand back at her hip, digging his nails into it, leaving stinging red crescents in the flesh. The other tangled in her already messy hair, tightened into a fist, and yanked hard.

"Oh, fuck me!" Nonia cried out, enjoying the burning in her scalp. How could she not have anticipated that he would use the same trick that started it all? This was the man whose memory and persistence drove an entire office workspace to hate him, after all.

"Mhm," Bill hummed in response, quickening his pace in fucking her ever so slightly. "Nonia, can you answer me this? Do you like when I do this?"

As he spoke the last sentence, he pulled on her strands again, making her cry out the same as before.

"Yes, Mr Lumbergh, I do!" Nonia yelled, being driven insane by the warmth in her core threatening to explode. "I fucking love it!!"

Bill gave a satisfied laugh. "That's great. You're great."

"No, you're great!!" Nonia was practically screaming, closer and closer…

"Mmm…fuck…" Bill uttered, gripping her hip and hair even tighter. He couldn't stand it anymore– she was going to send him over the edge.

"Fuck! Bill!!" Nonia screamed, arching her back as she finally came, her fluids squelching out each time he pumped in and out of her.

"Ooh, Nonia…" He groaned, unable to control himself from following suit, filling her with every drop of cum he had until he was spent.

"You're so great," Bill said, exhausted, pulling out of her and lying down on the bed beside her. "You do know that, right, Nonia? You are the greatest."

She was panting hard, seeing stars, still not recovered from that final orgasm. "N-no, Bill, you are…"

Tilting his head, he hummed, "Hmm, gonna have to disagree with you there, sweetheart."

Nonia waved a hand at him, then flopped over so she was lying on top of his chest. "Whatever you say, Mr Lumbergh."

He smirked at her and then gave her a kiss on the forehead. "I love you, Nonia."

It was still so insane to hear him say that to her, even if he had been doing so for months now. "I love you too, Bill," she replied, kissing him on the chest.

"Well, we should get to sleep," Bill said after a moment of silence, "we do have to be on time for work, after all."

"I was getting there until you started talking," Nonia laughed lazily, nuzzling against his chest. "Do we have to put on pajamas? Can we just sleep like this?"

"Of course we can."

…

Mornings after at work were always the same. Everyone in the office knew what happened the night before– they carpooled to work, Nonia was limping slightly, Bill was in a good mood, and Nonia had the telltale bite marks on her neck. Most of the time, she didn't even bother to cover them. In fact, many people in the office had a theory that she wore them like a trophy.

And, as he alway did, Drew came up to Peter, Michael, and Samir, that same annoying look on his face.

"Check out Nonia's neck," he said, snickering like the immature child he was. "You know what Lumbergh was seeing from her last night?"

"Let me guess," Michael said with an exasperated tone, "the same thing you say every day…"

"Her O-Face!!" Drew exclaimed, much louder than he should. "Lumbergh fucked her!! She was definitely like "oh, oh, OH!!""

Everyone who heard just rolled their eyes.

"Dude, we all know that Lumbergh has fucked her," Samir groaned, "you do not have to remind us of this."

"Yeah," Peter agreed, "plus, someday she's gonna hear you, and probably kill you."

Drew scoffed. "Please. She's too busy jerking Lumbergh off to notice me saying anything…"

The other three went silent and their eyes widened. Drew looked confused, then turned to see Nonia, leaning against the cubicle wall.

"Drew," she said calmly, "if you make one more comment about Mr Lumbergh fucking me– which he did absolutely do, by the way– I'm going to tell him, and he's going to fire you. Just because I said so."

"S-sorry," he doubled back, now timid since he'd caught Nonia's attention. "I won't…"

"No," Nonia said, taking a stapler from the desk and clicking it twice, "you won't."

Drew sped off in the other direction, while the other three looked at her. They all four exchanged nods, and as Nonia went to walk away, Bill approached.

"Peter, what's happening?" he greeted.

"Did you take care of those TPS reports?"

"No, I'll get to them." He turned his chair around to his computer to hide that he was rolling his eyes.

"If you could get to them ASAP, that would be great," Bill replied. "Now, Nonia, I need to see you in my office."

Her face lit up pink. "Y-yes sir…"

As the pair walked away, dangerously close to one another, Peter, Michael, and Samir exchanged looks of horror.

"Those two are disgusting."